SWEET CHEESUS!

Blessed are the comfort food eaters for their mouths shall know the kingdom of heaven.

Your prayer for an inspired entree has been answered! This holy macaroni becomes a miraculous meal in just minutes. Don’t commit the sin of keeping Mac & Cheesus all to yourself — share the deliciously irreverent goodness with a friend!

The Birth of Cheesus
Saint Hayley, Teen-aged Sitter of Dogs, called the shepherd of Cheesus to the Mac in 2015 BC (Before Covid). Once graced by the vision and unable to ignore the strong calling of this divine providence, the journey with Cheesus began.

Our special recipe of love & lightheartedness leads the way. We are guided by our belief in philanthrocheese, and donate part of our proceeds to food pantries.

Preach
The Mac Daddy is blasfamous at most. The real blasphemy is insecurity in the face of incredible abundance. Cheesus loves you (unless you're intolerant). Heretics, hand maids, and the non-hetero, you've got a friend in Cheesus. May those who don't walk with Cheesus find their whey out from the dark side.